ifindkarma. elegance is refusal.

April 26, 2007

Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week!

Ok, impossible doesn’t always take a week.

April 25, 2007

All that matters is working with people you like.

Filed under: believe!, google!, life, the universe, and everything!, love!, twitter!, words! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

The older I get, the more I think all that matters is working with people you like.

            Marc Hedlund paraphrasing Eric Schmidt

April 24, 2007

Humans are water’s way of getting from one place to another.

Filed under: flickr!, kitties!, life, the universe, and everything! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

Sometimes other animals fill in. Like cats.

April 23, 2007

Canon PowerShot SD1000!

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Oh, how I love this camera.

April 22, 2007

Invisible table!

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April 21, 2007

Invisible unicorn!

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April 20, 2007

Zero miles to go before I sleep.

Filed under: kitties!, lolcats!, sleep! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

Napping Calico

April 18, 2007

Mouse-on-frog action!

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April 17, 2007

Cal-Henderson-on-ball action!

Filed under: flickr!, relax! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

Remind me to wear a hockey mask when I visit Kevin at the Flickr office.

April 16, 2007

Mouse-on-cat action!

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Useless cat, from bertc.

Thanks, pecan.

April 15, 2007

Cat bloggers and dog bloggers! If only they could Twitter…

Filed under: doggies!, kitties!, mousies!, twitter! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

Thanks, hoje. And here’s the text version of this joke…
From a Dog’s Daily Diary:
8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m. Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m. Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Sleeping in master’s bed! My favorite!

From a Cat’s Daily Diary:
Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild scolding I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of “allergies.” Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time…

April 14, 2007

How is it that no matter what you accomplish in life, you still die?

Filed under: comics!, life, the universe, and everything!, mousies!, piggies! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 pm

Thanks, hoje.

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