ifindkarma. elegance is refusal.

May 12, 2007

Hello Kitty sushi!

Filed under: flickr!, kitties!, Mmmmm... — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

Thanks, tracy.

April 26, 2007

Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week!

Ok, impossible doesn’t always take a week.

April 24, 2007

Humans are water’s way of getting from one place to another.

Filed under: flickr!, kitties!, life, the universe, and everything! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

Sometimes other animals fill in. Like cats.

April 22, 2007

Invisible table!

Filed under: ifindkarma!, invisible!, kitties!, lolcats! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

April 21, 2007

Invisible unicorn!

Filed under: invisible!, kitties!, lolcats!, unicorns! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

April 20, 2007

Zero miles to go before I sleep.

Filed under: kitties!, lolcats!, sleep! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

Napping Calico

April 16, 2007

Mouse-on-cat action!

Filed under: kitties!, lolcats!, mousies!, supercute! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

Useless cat, from bertc.

Thanks, pecan.

April 15, 2007

Cat bloggers and dog bloggers! If only they could Twitter…

Filed under: doggies!, kitties!, mousies!, twitter! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

Thanks, hoje. And here’s the text version of this joke…
 
From a Dog’s Daily Diary:
8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m. Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m. Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Sleeping in master’s bed! My favorite!

From a Cat’s Daily Diary:
Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild scolding I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of “allergies.” Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time…

April 10, 2007

Do I get the panda or the piggy?

Filed under: buy!, froggies!, kitties!, pandas!, piggies! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

Thanks, container store.

April 8, 2007

Jeff Barr, a wolf, and a leopard!

Filed under: bears!, kitties!, nerdalert! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 pm

Thanks, jeff barr.

March 29, 2007

I ate ur email! It was delishus!

Filed under: flickr!, google!, inconceivable!, kitties!, lolcats!, Mmmmm... — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

Thanks, courtney.

March 28, 2007

It’s been a while since I’ve played kittenwar!

Filed under: cuteoverload!, kitties!, lolcats! — ifindkarma @ 4:20 am

Thanks, timboy.

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