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July 8, 2010

Whales are the answer.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , — ifindkarma @ 9:47 pm


Whales are the power users of any given system. So…

Whales are the answer to the universe‘s big questions

Who does Facebook hate? Whales.

Who does Twitter love? Whales.

Who knows the best new apps of 2010? Whales.

What makes social game companies money? Whales.

Who sang “Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe”? Whale.

What is the biggest animal on planet earth? Blue whales.

Who are the victims of eco-terrorism? Whales.

What has stilts and kicks ass? Whales.

What flies over Afghanistan? Whales.

What intelligent life exists in the universe? Flying whales.

What was made for outer space? Space whales.

What both exists and doesn’t exist? Space whale.

What can you say when you have nothing to say? Whale.

“Whale may also be used randomly to create widespread confusion.” You don’t say? 🙂



  1. Who’s responsible for creating Family Guy story lines?

    Comment by Anonymous — July 13, 2010 @ 3:25 am

  2. I thought that was manatees…http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_Wars_Part_II

    Comment by Anonymous — July 24, 2010 @ 2:45 am

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