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May 17, 2010

Top 10 Ridiculous Facebook Pages.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — ifindkarma @ 10:53 pm
I was in the middle of the shop rands wants when I stopped to do a Google search.
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And I was shocked and amused when I realized that having a damn good time??and being awesome??show up in Google search results as Facebook pages.
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Clearly Facebook will not be happy until they own a page for every single thing someone might type into a search engine. This would be akin to the Collect Underpants??mantra, otherwise known as Phase 1. Phase 2 is??getting all Facebook page owners to pay??to drive traffic to their Facebook pages. Phase 3: Profit!!!
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Orli Yakuel showed us how to make engagingly awesome Facebook pages. Even if you can’t change the title of a Facebook Page after you create it.
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And even if Facebook removes admin privileges of successful pages that aren’t businesses because they can’t afford to pay for ads.
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With pages, Facebook was well on its way to world domination…
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And they would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those pesky Facebook users collectively making oodles of ridiculous Facebook Pages??anyway, thereby diluting the meaning of LIKE on Facebook. For example,??Fucking Shit Up??(amazingly) has 16k likers and Fucking, Austria??has 20k likers. And those are just two examples.
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To make matters worse, Facebook got greedy and created a whole bunch of pages where there were none. What, the user pages weren’t ridiculous enough for them? As Facebook users fall victim to LIKE fatigue, it could destroy the whole system. Collect Underpants??is only liked by two people and??the Holy Carp??is only liked by a single person. When phrases that useful can’t attract the attention of more??likeaholics??without someone having to pay for ads, it makes me wonder if Facebook users already have LIKE fatigue. Or maybe their LIKE fingers are arthritic, and we’ll have to find ourselves a latter-day E.T. to heal us all.

Facebook pages are redonkulous.??And I want more, more, more!

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So I’m taking a moment to promote my ten favorite ridiculous Facebook Pages:
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10.??Can you tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes???(32k likers)
9.??Is it just me or does Oscar the Grouch look like a big pile of weed???(40k likers)
8.??Unicorns are real; they’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.??(492k likers)??
7.??Maybe its Maybelline. Maybe its Photoshop.??(590k likers)
6. I never realized that after Monday and Tuesday, the calendar says W-T-F.??(840k likers)
5.??Anne Frank would be so pissed if she knew everyone read her diary.??(1.1 million likers)
4.??Meowing back at a cat when it meows at you.??(1.3 million likers)
3.??Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy… WHAT!!… hi!
(5.6 million likers)
2.??I don’t care about your farm or your fish or your park or your mafia.??(6 million likers, which actually seems small)
1. Hi, my name is Adam Rifkin, and I am a likeaholic.
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I’ve actually collected 1000 ridiculous Facebook Pages. But I’m always hungry for more.

What are your favorites?

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P.S. — No one likes Vajazzling on Facebook, right?

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1 Comment »

  1. More ridiculous Facebook pages:http://ifindkarma.posterous.com/taylor-momsen-revealing-photos-vajazzling-and

    Comment by Anonymous — July 27, 2010 @ 11:19 pm


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