Whew.

Luxury Launches: “Some genius mind from Japan have designed a cool survival kit for cats and dogs that includes some basic items that can keep your four legged furry pal alive till the fire brigade gets to them.”

This picture is begging to be LOLcatted.

Penny Arcade: “I would love to know what sick bastard at Kellogs came up with this genius idea. I just spent the first three years of my sons life trying to get him not to eat blocks, and now you’re telling him they taste like fucking strawberries. Thanks a lot assholes. Seriously, how in the hell did this ever get past their legal department. You can’t tell me that this isn’t a lawsuit just waiting to happen. I can only assume that their next product is fruit flavored thumbtacks.”

What the world needs now is a panda search engine. Pandoogle, if you will.

Thank you, Victoria.

They look ok to me. Om nom.

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Update, 6/12. Oh no, panda funeral: “Mao Mao’s keeper, He Changgui, stepped forward, crying, and placed two apples and a piece of bread by the covered grave.”

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Update, 6/25. Coco Wang tells the story.

Delivery of any type of information to anyone anytime anywhere (7,379,963):

Information delivery system and methods detects and organizes information into canonical topics, such as who, what, when, where, price, etc., and facilitates a user to persistently subscribe to topics, web users, web resources, event streams, etc. The system facilitates a user to register devices and applications on which to receive information, as it becomes available, related to the subscription(s). The system facilitates users to specify preferences for the topics, web users, web resources, and registrations, which prioritize delivery of information. The system senses information, aggregates the user’s registrations, subscriptions, and preferences, and filters information a topic-interest basis. The system notifies a user based on the preferences.

Interesting timing. What would FoRK say?

Back to the pandas.

That Darn Kat quoting Rebecca Thorman, Modite:

That’s the thing about life. It doesn’t really care about your plans. So you can chart all the courses you want, but it’s much better to just be prepared and flexible for the opportunities that come your way.

ifindkarma quoting BusinessWeek quoting Amanda Mooney:

The new résumé is 140 characters or less.

Last year was lolcats. This year is loldogs and faildogs.