Pandas spend 10 hours a day eating!

Whew.

Starbucks Bear Hug!

We all could use a bear hug from time to time.

Once-in-a-lifetime hofbrauhaus catastrophe photo!

Hofbrauhaus Catastrophe. Amazing.

Bacon in your whiskey!

Joyce’s Canadian Bacon drink recipe:

Canadian Whiskey
Maple Syrup
Lemon Juice
…with a rim of Bacon Salt
…and a Bacon Swizzle Stick

Yessss!! We (heart) Bacon Salt!!! And…

Haikoo Zoo!

I am fond of beverages and pandas.

It’s doubly fun to combine the two…

Click to visit my Haikoo^SM Zoo pet, Gifting Firefox, on Facebook!

I could spend half my day sending Booze Mail and playing with pets in Haikoo Zoo. And playing Scrabulous, of course.

Booze Mail!

Booze Mail shipped. Thanks, Renkoo!

Follow ups: The bar is now open! and Best Facebook App Ever: Booze Mail.

Giant pan galactic gargle blaster cups!

For the last company picnic management decided that due to liability issues we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.

I was fired for ordering the cups…

Pimp cup!

The gift that keeps on giving:

This here is da original pimp cups that’s used by the veteran pimps who’ve been in the game for a while. You can see why only a true pimp can floss this bling bling cup. You get diamond trim on the top and bottom of the cup as well as multi-color faux gem stones and of course up to 5 letters of whatever you want! Your choice of Gold or Platinum Style cup.

Sterling Hughes, please pass the crunk juice… I has a flavor.

We in ur wetbar… drinkin’ ur boozes!!1

Thanks, renkoo. (Doublethanx: now i can has keepers!!1!)

Chillax!

This chillax moment brought to you thanks to kirk and hoje.

I finally fixed my computer!

FINALLY, after going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems… I have fixed my computer… and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!

Thanks, dad.

Drunken unicorn!